Come up with an amusing caption for our latest competition and you could win a bottle of bubbly!
For a chance to win a bottle of champagne or a £20 donation to the charity of your choice, either email your captions for the above image to firstname.lastname@example.org for posting on our website (state ANON if you don't wish to be accredited); or LIKE our Facebook page, then add a caption to the photo attached.
Terms and Conditions Apply - Add as many captions as you like, UK competition only!
The deadline for entries will be Wednesday 31st January 2018. We will contact the winner for their details.
"First unveils the first train powered entirely by clap"
"Passengers clearly don’t Mind the Gap - between the new fares and how much less they should be paying"
"With the Ashes now won, the citizens of Melbourne were now unusually receptive to the England team’s arrival"
"Euston, we HAD a problem!"
"At the latest rail bonding session staff wait for the superglue antidote to arrive."
"The Paddington fans from Peru saw his name on the 'Arrivals' board, and formed a welcoming party."
"If you're paying too much for a rubbish service and you know it, clap your hands."
"If we clap hard enough, that should generate enough wind to keep the leaves off the line, keep clapping it’s nearly there."
"The First train arriving at Clapton station."
"Donald Trump welcomed as he arrives in the United Kingdom on April 1st"
"In no time at all the Railway Children had turned into old buffers."
"And so the people prayed that the fat controllers brace would hold has he valiantly pushed the 10.29 into the station"
"The tourists didn't really understand that you don't hail a train like you do a taxi"
"The slow hand clap"
"Welcome to Clap em."
"The First shall be the last, and the last shall be the First, sayeth the Minister"
"How did the commuters find the missing train? They followed the tracks!"
"In this period of uncertainty, what the British people really want is an extra bank holiday, trust me! How about next May?"
"Stuart Broad manages to smuggle Ben Stokes into Australia"
"CAA charters alternative aircraft to bring home stranded Monarch holidaymakers"