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Come up with an amusing caption for our latest competition and you could win a bottle of bubbly!

For a chance to win a bottle of champagne or a £20 donation to the charity of your choice, either email your captions for the above image to for posting on our website (state ANON if you don't wish to be accredited); or LIKE our Facebook page, then add a caption to the photo attached.

Terms and Conditions Apply - Add as many captions as you like, UK competition only!

The deadline for entries will be Thursday 31st January 2019. We will contact the winner for their details.

Current Entries

"As he prepared to send his latest tweet, the President was interrupted by an aide informing him that Amazon had tried to deliver while he was out and that there were now 10 million bricks left in the recycle bin"

Luke Sanderson

"Build brIdges instead of walls, leave twitter and resign my presidency."

Ken Wilkinson

"My New Year's resolutions are, Only look forward not back. Believe in my own intuition. Learn to be more organised."

Anthony Smith

"The road to Helston is paved with good vibrations"

Julian Ashton

"8. Only use prime numbers viiii. Avoid Roman numerals 10. Write everything in blue ink"

David Bryan

"Z. To stop making New Year's Resolutions."

Antony Ward

"8. Reinstate the Parallel Creative Caption Competition photographer"

Rob Falconer

"Or, there again, I could just start on last year's resolutions"

Valerie Ganne

Previous Winners


December Entrant

"William, For Christmas I got you a 3 course intimate dinner for two. I went ahead and took your girlfriend out for you. After hearing about your generous gift to me, she categorically insisted on paying - fortunately your credit card went through ok. Robb"

Claire H


November Entrant

"As filming got under way, Asda's Marketing Director began to have doubts about choosing Quentin Tarantino to direct this year's Christmas TV advert"

Luke Sanderson


October Entrant

"Breaking News - Munchin' Pumpkin Eats Country Bumpkin"

Nigel Price